request: Dorothy Parker

[mme-antoinette.livejournal.com]

I've been browsing through this site, and I've found some fantastic icons here. Can we post requests here? (I read the rules and I'm not sure. If not, go ahead and delete this.)

I'd adore some icons with Dorothy Parker quotes. (I can supply plenty of quotes if necessary.) Can anyone oblige me?

Thanks everyone!

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[mme-antoinette.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dorothy Parker is wonderful. I adore her. I'm so glad she's got some otehr fans here too. :)

Hmmm... let me compile a few favorites for inspiration. (BTW, I've found a lot of these through Think Exist Quotations (http://en.thinkexist.com/), which is a pretty good place to find quotes.) In no order of preference:
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"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

"I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host"

"They sicken of the calm, who know the storm"

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

"Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses"

"That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment"

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone"

"She looks like something that would eat its young"

"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."

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There are so many possibilities... they could be just the quotes, or quotes overlayed with images of her (although that may be hard to find). I imagine them as quotes overlaying images relevant to the quote.

Man, I need a good graphics program. :(

[silken-shadow.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite quote site, too. Let's see what I can do.

[cedarlibrarian.livejournal.com]

Why do I think it was Doris Day who said, "Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses," and Dorothy Parker who said, "Men who don't make passes at girls who wear glasses are asses."

[mme-antoinette.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the original quote was Dorothy's... it's always credited to her. (All my books are packed up at the moment or I could go and confirm!) Plus, Dorothy Parker was already being published at least a decade (if not more) before Doris Day was even born.